Does anyone know CPR?

May 14, 2008 at 11:07 pm (bloggers, computer problems, misc)

I just emailed Metalmom and she’s having MAJOR technical difficulties. She’s working with a Guru on the problem and should be up and running by the end of the week. Please stay tuned….

In the meantime, I really thought I was gonna have to get in the car and drive to Pennsylvania to see if:

  1. she’s still breathing
  2. she didn’t kill someone, therefore, was in jail
  3. needed bail money, see #2
  4. was running insane through the streets of Philadelphia
  5. one of the cool bloggers she just met didn’t love her SO much that they carried her off to a far away land……
  6. she’s been having hot, wild sex with her hubs and, therefore, could not reach the computer

Pick one or add one, your choice.



  1. La Catcuracha said,

    She decided to join a commune of squid worshipping pod people who only bathe on Wednesday if it’s cloudy.

  2. Special K said,

    Should we send a care package of chocolate to get her through it?

  3. Nobody™ said,

    Did she call the Geek Squad? I hope so, they look for all the naked pics of their customers and post them on the interwebs.

  4. Mr. Fabulous said,

    It seems as if she has been pretty mad at Hubs lately. I don’t know if there will be any wild sex for a while…

  5. SkylersDad said,

    Before I choose #6, how long have they been married? When you reach the 25th year like my lovely wife and I have, hot and wild is a tad off the radar…

  6. Teri said,

    Cat, interesting theory.

    Special K, chocolate always helps. let’s do it.

    Nobody, they’re too expensive and her friend is doing it for free.

    Fab, good point. No sex happening at her house. we can cross that off the list.

    SD, yeah, they’ve hit around that time period as well. Okay, absolutely NO hot, wild sex is happening at Metalmom’s house. Poor girl.

  7. metalmom said,

    Mr Fab was the only one 100% correct.


    Hubs and I are having hot ANGRY sex (as he tries to figure out what he’s done!)
    SkylersDad needs to have a talk with SkylersMom….I’ve been married 28 years this August!

    this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week!!!

  8. Cheer34 said,

    Fairies could have taken could happen……

    25 years for G man and me in August….hot wild sex still long as PMS is under control….and night sweats have not made me so exhausted that I fall asleep before my head hits the pillow….and the kids are not knocking on the door…..if the dogs are not jumping on the bed, barking….if Vegas leaves before 10pm….if the kids and friends are not having a party in the house…If G man is off the road and home for more then a day….

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